LARS ERIK JENSEN BLECH!

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LARS ERIK JENSEN – EMAIL LARS.ERIK.JENSEN@LIVE.COM
ON FACEBOOK – http://www.facebook.com/search/?post_form_id=4f2e2ed70ff2ad083ed51c93e703f1fc&q=LARS+ERIK+JENSEN&init=quick&sid=search_preload#!/profile.php?id=704156789&ref=search

This user and abuser of woman will suck you dry in every sense of the word. Once he has established you have money he will hint at how he is struggling to pay his rent / his furnishings / his car etc. He has no money. Because of this he will tell you the story about how wealthy his parents are and that when they die, he will inherit a tidy sum. Be warned, his mother is as strong as an ox and will most likely live another 20 years. His father might last another 5. While digesting that information just imagine being involved with a guy who’s real intent is to use and abuse you.

He has had his name removed from Dating Psychos because he doesn’t want women googling his name and finding out the truth about him. There were a number of comments from women – regarding their encounters with this man. He spun the same story to ALL of them. At least be original if you want to be a conman!

He is a liar and a conman. He cheated my friend out of 100,000 with all his lies and extravagant holidays that she paid for. He constantly couldn’t pay for his part of the things which included a 2 week holiday. My friend had to even borrow money from her mother because he lied about having put money into her bank account. He also helped himself to money of hers to pay for some furniture he was paying off. It took my friend 6 months of begging and pleading for him to pay the funds back. He is a total waste of oxygen and the lowest of low of human beings.

He has a sales pitch that might have changed since his tactics have been revealed on line, but it consists of how he would like to take you away on a boat to Greece.

He also moves very fast and will be telling you that he loves you within 2 weeks – maximum! He is very emotionally needy but in his attempt to make himself feel like a man, he will constantly flatter you and fawn all over you. In the beginning, it’s flattering but then the alarm starts going off. Run for your life.

Besides all the financial problems, he owns no house, no car, no nothing and has no money saved out will come the story of how his desire is to be a pilot. He took my friend on a 1000km journey to check out pilot schools and then hinted at the fact that he couldn’t pay for it and suggested that she come up with the money.

He has a complete lack of morals and this piece of shit has a 2 inch penis – for real. It is so small that my pinky finger is twice as long as his penis. This is no exaggeration. He also has major issues in the bedroom which no doubt stem from his pathetic dick size. He assured my friend over the telephone that his dick was average and still laughed about it. He was absolutely right to laugh because where we come from an average size dick is 5-6 inches, not 2.

You might be the better person and try to look past his hideous looks. His ears stick out like a wombats and they are lower down on the side of his head than they should be. He has weird green teeth. His feet are club footed and he has a deformed back and hands.

He is dirty and greasy and often doesn’t wash his hair. He thinks his mass of curls which hide his balding spot looks very cool. He also insists on wearing clothes that are way too small. He’s at least a L or XL shirt but he wears a M pulled taut over his man boobs. It’s too hideous for words.

Please also be aware that you will be continually serenaded in karaoke form – at international rates = as he sings to you, out of tune – all the time at over the phone. He will tell you how members of a group at school told him he couldn’t sing so he could not be part of that group. He still hasn’t forgotten this and frankly, they were right. He’s always singing out of tune and warbles like a banshee. He will insist on doing this at every opportunity.

He is bad in bed. He has a small penis. He has no morals and he has no money.

If you want to date him, do so at your own risk. This guy constantly trolls for women on Facebook.

BEWARE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!Image

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